Blind Date Break Up Mystery Bag

FOUNDING BATCH PRE-ORDER

Be one of the first to send DUMPED. Ships after launch inventory arrives.

You don't know what you're getting. Neither did they.

The surprise breakup bag for bad dates, ghosting, cheating, situationships and romantic decisions that made more sense at the time.

You choose the Mystery Level. DUMPED. chooses the goods from our shared recovery library: snacks, mints, tissues, self-care, notebooks, stress relief, branded humor, stickers and surprise upgrades.

IT'S COMPLICATED — compact mystery recovery bag.
RED FLAG — upgraded assortment with more goods and at least one elevated surprise.
FULL DISASTER — loaded mystery experience with premium/branded items.

Exact contents vary by design while maintaining comparable value. Tell us what happened during customization so we can steer the attitude without spoiling the mystery.