{"title":"LET US DUMP THEM","description":"\u003cp\u003eDon't want to make the call? DUMPED. offers U.S.-only, English-only live breakup message-delivery services with clear safety and contact restrictions.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"let-us-dump-them-breakup-call-service","title":"Let Us Dump Them — Breakup Call Service","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eU.S. ONLY • ENGLISH ONLY • LIVE HUMAN CALL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eDon't want to make the call? We will.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eTell DUMPED. what needs to be communicated and choose the level of service. A DUMPED. representative will review the request and, if accepted, place a live human call to deliver a concise breakup message.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBefore ordering\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe recipient must be 18 or older, located in the United States, and able to communicate in English. This service is not available for international recipients.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWe do not record the call.\u003c\/strong\u003e We do not use prerecorded voices or robocalling. We do not impersonate you, law enforcement, an attorney, a court, employer, medical professional or government authority.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat we need in your order notes\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eRecipient first name; U.S. phone number; recipient city\/state; recipient time zone if known; your relationship to the recipient; short factual background; the core message you want delivered; selected tone; preferred calling window; subjects we should not mention; and whether the recipient has ever told you or DUMPED. not to contact them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSafety certification\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBy ordering, you certify that both you and the recipient are adults; the recipient is in the United States; you are not using DUMPED. to evade a restraining order, protective order, no-contact order, blocked-contact request or other legal restriction; and your request is not intended to threaten, intimidate, stalk, harass, extort, humiliate or repeatedly contact the recipient.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDUMPED. may reject or cancel a request involving threats, abuse, stalking, minors, protective\/no-contact orders, disputed debts, intimate images or sexual humiliation, hate speech, coercion, safety concerns or suspected unlawful conduct. If the recipient says not to contact them, DUMPED. will stop.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne person. One message. One breakup.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis service is message delivery, not legal, mental-health, crisis or emergency assistance.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DUMPED.","offers":[{"title":"The Quick Dump","offer_id":41250026913841,"sku":"DMP-CALL-QUICK","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"The Official Dump","offer_id":41250026946609,"sku":"DMP-CALL-OFFICIAL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"The Petty Dump","offer_id":41250026979377,"sku":"DMP-CALL-PETTY","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"The Full Severance","offer_id":41250027012145,"sku":"DMP-CALL-SEVERANCE","price":79.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dumped \u0026 Delivered","offer_id":41250027044913,"sku":"DMP-CALL-DELIVERED","price":99.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}]}],"url":"https:\/\/senddumped.com\/collections\/let-us-dump-them.oembed","provider":"DUMPED","version":"1.0","type":"link"}